Saturday, April 15, 2006

Why Wait For The Movie
When You Can Buy The Book

For 2,000 years that’s what they said about the bible; and that’s what they are saying about

Save Us From Ourselves
A Year In The Life of
Homo Insapiens

All the columns from the first year of Homo Insapiens are now in print and reactions from around the world are pouring in:

“This makes the bubonic plague look like the common cold!” World Health Organisation

“Maybe the cartoons weren’t so bad.” Jihadi Martyrs Digest

“It’s easier to pack than loo roll.”
British Foreign Office Travel Advisory

“Funnier than a rubber WMD!" Saddam Hussein

“We’re looking forward to a very busy year.”
American Waste Management Association

Now you can own the book that every one is talking about behind closed doors when no one else is listening. Don’t be the only person in your crowd wondering if they all think you are a Homo Insapiens. It’s easy to get your copy. You can

- Order it online direct from the publisher HERE

- Pop into your local book shop
(ISBN 978-1-4116-8158-3)

Please do not remove the copies of Save Us from Ourselves from the loos in the Pig & Whistle or the rest rooms in Big Bubba’s Bait Shop and Bar. If you are that desperate to have your own copy, contact or leave a comment below.


Blogger Ananke said...

Holy Cow, you're a world famous author. We're not worthy, we're not worthy!!! ;-)

8:09 AM  
Blogger Wicked H said...

Very impressive! I am on my way to purchase one pronto!

7:45 AM  
Blogger Amal said...

Do you think they will ship to Canada?

11:57 AM  
Blogger Homo Insapiens said...

ananke...I am humbled in your presence as always...

wicked...consuming a bit of gin or other potable is a good idea whilst reading!

amal...I am informed that shipment to Canada is not a problem although, for some reason, North Korea is not being cooperative.

2:26 PM  
Blogger Jorge said...

If I still bought stuff instead of downloading everything, you'd have my money. Not much consolation though, right? Also, very nice cover.

3:25 PM  

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