Thursday, April 20, 2006

Guess Hu's Coming To Lunch

Getting ready for the visit of the head of state of a major world power is a lot of work. H I has managed to get a partial transcript of a coaching session conducted by Secretary of State Rice for President Bush in preparation for the visit to Washington of President Hu Jintao of China.

Rice: Ok, Mr President, let's go over it again. Hu is the President of China.

W: I dunno. Who?

Rice: Right, sir.

W: Condy, just tell me who is the President of China?

Rice: Yes sir, he is.

W: Condoleeza, cut that out! What is the name of the President of China?

Rice: No sir, Watt is the Congressman from North Carolina.

W: Secretary Rice, how would you like to go hunting with the Vice President?

Rice: Ok sir, let's move on. Now sir, how do you say hello in Chinese?

W: How?

Rice: No sir, that's how you say hello in Native American.

W: What?

Rice: No sir, he is an African American

W: Who is an African American?

Rice: No sir, he's the President of China. Why don't I do the introductions.

W: Good idea, Condi. Let's move on. Any important calls?

Rice: Yes sir. President Chirac would like a few words.

W: Turkey!

Rice: No sir, France.

11 Comments:

Blogger Chic Alert said...

Ha ha very funny....who wnats to go shooting with the VP?

10:18 AM  
Blogger Jenn of the Jungle said...

An oldie.

12:34 PM  
Anonymous dv said...

... but still a goodie. The old ones are the best!

2:49 PM  
Blogger Jorge said...

Amusing and confusing. Like a really fast mouse.

3:23 PM  
Blogger Amal said...

I really don't think Dubya can form that many words. You give him too much credit. LOOOOOL

12:14 AM  
Blogger Haddock said...

I enjoyed that :)

6:41 PM  
Blogger matt said...

Hu just came buy to check out the new real estate hes putting the final payments on.

9:41 PM  
Blogger Wicked H said...

Dubya, always good for millions of laughs.

8:55 AM  
Blogger Amal said...

:) You have been blogrolled over at my site.

2:29 PM  
Blogger Siren said...

H.I. - That is hilarious :) A classic.

8:57 PM  
Anonymous Beth said...

I rarely laugh at Bush jokes, (I am after all, a Republican), but this was hilarious.

4:54 AM  

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